AVENGERS 2 trailer: Russia BLOWS UP THE INTERNET!

Hawkeye does his best Where's Waldo impression.

Warner Bros. Russia has the Internet in a frenzy after announcing an Avengers: Age of Ultron teaser trailer will be attached to Interstellar, Christopher Nolan’s upcoming sci-fi movie. 

There is no official word from Marvel yet about whether or not North America will get a similar release, but there’s no doubt that every fanboy alive will be scrambling to see it.

Here’s an excerpt from Marvel and Disney’s official synopsis.

When Tony Stark tries to jumpstart a dormant peacekeeping program, things go awry and Earth’s Mightiest Heroes, including Iron Man, Captain America, Thor, The Incredible Hulk, Black Widow and Hawkeye, are put to the ultimate test as the fate of the planet hangs in the balance.

Quicksilver (Aaron Taylor-Johnson) and Scarlet Witch (Elizabeth Olsen) will be joining the fray. We last saw them locked up in a Hydra jail cell in Captain America: The Winter Soldier. 

BUT WAIT! Wasn't Quicksilver in X-Men: Days of Future Past? Yes, he was. Different studios doing different versions is a sad reminder that Marvel doesn't have full control over all of its properties yet. So don't expect Wolverine to slice his way into the Avengers any time soon.  

Yes, we are Magneto's children. No, we can't legally mention that. 

Marvel also confirmed that Paul Bettany, the voice of Tony Stark’s A.I. helper J.A.R.V.I.S., will be upgraded into the android Avenger, Vision. 

Uhhhh, he should be more badass in the movie...

Interstellar will debut November 7, 2014.


 

Avengers: Age of Ultron will rule the world May 1, 2015.



What are you hoping to see in Age of Ultron? Looking forward to being enslaved by robots? Comments are for humans only.  

 

trailer park - JUPITER ASCENDING gets LESS AWFUL new trailer

Even though it’s not based on a comic book, I just had to comment on the new Jupiter Ascending trailer.

Just weeks before it was supposed make its July debut, this epic space opera was moved all the way up to February 6, 2015. 

The studio claims they needed more time for special effects improvements, but something tells me they smelled a John Carter-esque disaster on their hands.

Old Trailer

Jupiter Ascending is written, produced, and directed by The Wachowskis (The Matrix, Speed Racer, Cloud Atlas).

Mila Kunis plays Jupiter Jones, the unsuspecting heir to the House of Abrasax: a vast and powerful alien dynasty that claims to own Earth. Channing Tatum plays Caine Wise, a warrior with wolf and human DNA, who must protect Jupiter from those who want the Earth for themselves. 

I’m not kidding! That’s the movie’s actual premise! Earth belongs to the house of Robaxacete and Ashton Kutcher’s fiancé owns all of it.

New Trailer 

The new trailer does look a lot better than the old one. And, as a rule (I rarely follow), I choose to remain hopeful, optimistic, prepared to be surprised. But who am I kidding!? Magic Mike looks like a ****ing elf!

Think I'm being too hard on Jupiter Ascending? Are you excited to see it? Are you high? Comment below!