COMIC BOOK MOVIE News and Reviews with schoolwork on the side
Saturday 27 September 2014
trailer park - JUPITER ASCENDING gets LESS AWFUL new trailer
Even though it’s
not based on a comic book, I just had to comment on the new Jupiter Ascending
trailer.
Just weeks
before it was supposed make its July debut, this epic space opera was moved all
the way up to February 6, 2015.
The studio
claims they needed more time for special effects improvements, but something
tells me they smelled a John Carter-esque disaster on their hands.
Old Trailer
Jupiter
Ascending is written, produced, and directed by The Wachowskis (The Matrix,
Speed Racer, Cloud Atlas).
Mila Kunis plays
Jupiter Jones, the unsuspecting heir to the House of Abrasax: a vast and
powerful alien dynasty that claims to own Earth. Channing Tatum plays Caine
Wise, a warrior with wolf and human DNA, who must protect Jupiter from those
who want the Earth for themselves.
I’m not kidding!
That’s the movie’s actual premise! Earth belongs to the house of Robaxacete and
Ashton Kutcher’s fiancé owns all of it.
New Trailer
The new trailer does
look a lot better than the old one. And, as a rule (I rarely follow), I choose
to remain hopeful, optimistic, prepared to be surprised. But who am I kidding!?
Magic Mike looks like a ****ing elf!
Think I'm being too hard on Jupiter Ascending? Are you excited to see it? Are you high? Comment below!
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